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Joke of the Day

"What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport? Sockher"

"How do you make a plumber sad? You tell him that the princess is in another castle."

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless of course, they're feeding you kale."

"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."

"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."

"TIFU No, literally. Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up."

"My mum said that if I don't get off reddit and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"

"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way"