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Joke of the Day
"What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport? Sockher"
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"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"
"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."
"Have you heard about the new car park crime statistics? It's wrong on so many levels."
"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."
"What is a good dog? A dead dog."
"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"
"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."
"Two back desk orchestral players go fishing And one falls out of the boat. He screams: ""help, I don't know how to swim!"" His partner replies: ""just fake it!"""