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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"
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"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"
"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."
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"A little girl said ""I looked into the parlour, and I saw my sister take off her clothes. I saw my sisters music teacher take off his clothes."" ""Perhapse they were going to piss on the piano""?"
"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"
"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"
"Why are cats assholes? Because they are what they eat."