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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cows that are best friends? Brovines."
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"Looks like the concierge is hitting on my wife again but who cares, this cherry danish I'm eating right now is on point nom nom nom!"
"I once had sex on a camping trip... It was fucking in-tents"
"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"
"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"
"*notices ham sandwich while searching inside myself* 'wait, if that's here' *son opens lunchbox to find debilitating existential malaise*"
"*Stands at produce aisle *Grabs GIANT zucchini *Holds it high in the air *Yells: Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!"
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Hudyanika Bolokov"
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."
"My grandpa would always tell me ""You're my favorite granddaughter"" I was his only granddaughter."