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Joke of the Day

"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."

"Here you go, Merry Christmas! ""Dad, why'd you wrap our gifts in soft fabric?"" Because I wanted to make- Mom: NO DON'T My presents felt"

"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."

"An Irish walks past a bar. ..."

"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"

"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"

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"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"

"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"

"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."