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"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"
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"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"
"It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing"
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hits were The Wall."
"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."
"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"
"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."
"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."
"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"