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Joke of the Day

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"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"At first, I never understood why my parents had a bitter relationship Until I realized my birthday was 9 months after my dad's..."

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"Two drunk Man Two drunks are in a bar. First one: ""My wife is an angel"" Second one: ""You are lucky! Mine is still alive."""

"What's a... pederast? Shut the fuck up, Donny"

"What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? ""I am not a crook!"""

"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."