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Joke of the Day

"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"

"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."

"What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rollaids"

"LPT: If you're trying to get over a crush just imagine them taking the wettest dump ever. Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit."

"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"

"Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it."

"My mom laughed when I said me and my brother Al were gonna build a car out of tacos... You should have seen her face when I drove Al pastor."

"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"

"What is the sexiest pair of lingerie? Your mother's thigh highs and a Freudian slip."