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Joke of the Day

"What do you call bagels that can fly? ""Plane"" Bagels!... I'll show myself out..."

"Girl are you a school? Because I wanna shoot some kids in you"

"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"

"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."

"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"

"I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it."

"What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian? Orientation."

"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"

"BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes ""snow""."