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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian? Orientation."
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"Johnny: Will you marry me? Jenny: You have to ask my father first. Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Jenny: And what did he say? Johnny: He said he's already married."
"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."
"Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold."