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Joke of the Day

"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"

"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."

"The only thing worse than watching a TED Talk is doing it on Netflix so your TV thinks you like TED Talks & tries to make you watch more"

"WalMart is closing down 269 stores in 2016 Due to this, 17 cashiers will lose their jobs."

"What's the opposite of a cock blocker? A Rooster Booster"

"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."

"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."

"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"

"What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm"

"A woman was battered over breakfast ...it was waffle :("