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Joke of the Day
"I tried to make this post all about why Finland DOES actually exist... ...but I couldn't Finnish."
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"What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray."
"In MILF porn... There's always one motherfucker"
"I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it."
"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"
"Aww, c'mon! Let me crack your baby's knuckles."
"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"
"""Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby."" - Worst cocktail recipe ever"
"Sees 40+ notifications. Starts to wonder if I accidentally uploaded a nude."
"There's two things I don't fuck with... Rattlesnakes. And Condoms."