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Joke of the Day
"Why do Ken and Barbie never have kids? Because Ken always comes in a different box"
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"So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*"
"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."
"The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson."
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably."
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"The only joke my mom ever made was me"
"Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'"
"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"