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Joke of the Day
"What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray."
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"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"
"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."
"I gave my girlfriend a birthday celebration that lasted only half a minute After all, it was her thirty second birthday."
"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"
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"For the last time big girls, a smaller dress size doesn't make you look smaller. Actually, it does the opposite."
"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."