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"I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming ""There's still time"""
"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"
"Saw a guy this morning covered from head to toe in camouflage and sporting a fluorescent safety jacket... You can't have it both ways mate"
"What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime."
"If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them."
"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"
"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."
"Know the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old..."
"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"