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Joke of the Day

"What, like you never stole 2000 loaves of bread on a dare? Shit happens. Look, Grandma, can you bail me out or not?"

"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."

"If there's ever a flood disaster in the Middle East & they want to make a charity song I got a great title: Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"

"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."

"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"

"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."

"If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you."

"People often ask me if weed hurts memory I'd tell them but i don't remember."

"I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants It's weird because they usually pick cotton."

"How do you find the click bait audience?"