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Joke of the Day

"If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of ""yabba dabba do's"" in there to see if anyone notices."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."

"Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit."

"When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball? when it's B-9"

"What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex."

"The police came to my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes."

"A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said ""What will you take....30 days or $30."" The man replied ""I think I'll take the money."""

"What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible? Impairagus Repairagus"

"Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him."

"Amy Winehouse's final album was ""recorded before her death."" Thanks for the clarification."