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Joke of the Day

"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."

"[describing robbers to sketch artist] Make his ears more lethargic. That's better, now flare his nostrils like he's excited about a sale."

"Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it."

"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"

"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"