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"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"

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"How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints"
"*wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*"
"They say what kills you in your past life is your biggest fear in this life.. But I'm pretty sure premature ejaculation never killed anyone"
"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."
"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"
"Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries"
"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."