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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater? He knew Nunavut was real."
Next Joke
"Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same"
"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."
"What kind of concert costs 45cents? 50cent feat. Nickelback"
"A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?"
"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"
"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."
"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."
"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"
"My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery."