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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."

"What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called? One second mom, I'm coming!"

"I told my kids ""I slept like a baby last night, Woke up at 1am and fussed until your mom stuck a boob in my mouth."""

"I bought an iPod from El Chapo... But now I have to keep jailbreaking it."

"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"

"My neighbour wrongly accused me of property theft. I didn't take a fence."

"I don't know why people still want to become veterinarians... ...they all end up homeless."

"I went to the doctor today and he told me I have a big dick and a small heart... He also told me I was dyslexic."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"

"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."