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Joke of the Day

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"Japan got Imperialist Cancer... But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy."

"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."

"What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground? Littering."

"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."

"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"

"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"

"Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na"

"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""

"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"