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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"What does having sex in a boat and light beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"Two flies were sitting on a piece of poo. One farted. The other said 'do you mind? I'm eating.'"

"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women.... .....black and with a dick in it."

"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."

"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."

"What you call a Dildo with six heads? Hail Hydra!"

"Martin Shkreli in jail: ""Can I have an aspirin?"" Jail: ""Yes. That will be $197,000."""