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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"What do you call weaponized sushi? A combat roll"

"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"

"I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."""

"My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film."

"Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D"

"I think the sun shouldn't come up until at least noon on Saturdays."

"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."

"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."