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Joke of the Day
"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."
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"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."
"What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !"
"If a shark attacks you, punch him in the nose. And if that doesn't work, use your severed arm to tickle his belly."
"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"
"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"
"I'm not sure faith can move mountains... But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers. EDIT: Thanks for the love. More people have upvoted this post than have died in the attacks."
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"
"*turns TV off* ""THEY HAD CAMERAS EVERYWHERE BUT NOBODY SAW THE TOYS WALKING AROUND?!"" - me every time I watch Toy Story 3"
"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."