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Joke of the Day
"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"
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"What's a Jewish person's least favourite subreddit? r/showerthoughts"
"hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here"
"Hot Pringles in your area want you to jam your whole fist in their cans."
"Do you like raisin cookies?.. Then why don't you adopt one?!"
"The ultimate aphrodisiac? Rohypnol ""An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire"" Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam"
"(NSWF) Whats funner than a dead baby A dead baby wearing a clown outfit"
"Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal."
"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "
"i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat"