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Joke of the Day

"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"

"NEW study shows that Birthdays are good for your health Statistics show that people who have more birthdays, live the longest!"

"If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !"

"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""

"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."

"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"

"Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It oink-urs a fine."

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"Don't be sad laundry.. No one is doing me either"

"There's a girl that I hate in my office that's white but looks like 'Precious'. I've been calling her ""Pressure"" & blaming my farts on her."