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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"
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"How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie."
"Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break"
"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"
"Q: What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? A: Shark infested mashed potatoes."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"TEACHER: Jackie take 932 from 1439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say what's the difference`?"
"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."
"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."