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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"

"I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now."

"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""

"If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? If not, do you wanna go camping?"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? IT'S BEEN DECADES, SOMEONE TELL ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE."

"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."

"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."

"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"

"Musicians with no advertising budget can simply name their band Missing Cat."