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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."

"I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled; ""HEY, THATS A SALT!"""

"Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no. And he said, It never came out."

"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"

"What's the President's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"What do you call someone who is really good at fishing? A master-baiter"

"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."

"If I had a dollar for every time somebody got the punchline wrong I'd have a lot of euros"

"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."

"I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word."