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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !"
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"There are so many scary things in life: -fear -hate -murder -injustice -the woman in line behind me who just said ""boughten"""
"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"
"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."
"Please Choose a Sears Portrait Background: 1. Autumn Leaves 2. Toenail Fungal Infection 3. Country Cabin 4. Alarmed Possum"
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"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."
"I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall... Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket."
"Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what ""nerd"" means."