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Joke of the Day

"when i give my policy number to a customer service automated system, i talk precisely & slowly. this is also how i talk to stoned teens"

"What's the most embarrassed tree in the forest? Oak wood."

"Tried having an argument with a Mobius Strip... ...It was pretty one-sided"

"How to catch a polar bear Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with frozen peas. When the bear walks up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"

"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"

"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"

"What do the French have between the 2nd and 3rd course? Intercourse."

"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."

"I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone."

"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"