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Joke of the Day

"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."

"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"

"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?"

"What do biographers and serial killers have in common? Multiple life sentences."

"Cheeseburger. Guy to Girl: Hey , do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blow job??? Girl: NO! Guy: I will take you out for lunch one day !"

"Just payed a cab driver $10 not to beat two dudes with a tire iron because they didn't have cab fare. #fact #trueshit #newyorkmoment"

"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"

"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"

"How accurate is the bible? Very!! Especially when thrown from a short distance...hits the target almost always."

"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."