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Joke of the Day
"What do the French have between the 2nd and 3rd course? Intercourse."
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"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."
"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."
"If I had no emotions, I don't know how I'd feel about it."
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"I made a joke. I had a threesome once... I think I sprained both my wrists"
"Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!"
"A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Fibonacci"""