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Joke of the Day

"How to catch a polar bear Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with frozen peas. When the bear walks up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"

"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."

"I treat my body like a temple.. That's been destroyed by ISIS"

"This morning i used redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, i realized i left my car at home!!!"

"Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary? Because it's undefined."

"What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? A school application."

"Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!"

"Two men were talking about their wives The first man says ""My wife is an angel."" The second man says ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""

"Theres 3 types of people. Those who post old jokes on reddit, and those who can count."

"What's the difference between a chicken and a pussy? A chicken is easier to eat if you bone it first."