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Joke of the Day

"I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque."

"What's the biggest joke of all time? My life. My entire goddamned life."

"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"How do you make a fat chick orgasm? Who cares....."

"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."

"Ellen Pao right now [deleted]"

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"

"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"

"George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects""."