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"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."
"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."
"1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color."
"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."
"I was at a femminist meeting last week... they asked me ""How do you see lesbian relationships?"" I said in HD. They didn't like it..."
"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."
"So I Live In Florida And Wanna Be A Male Stripper... I heard Orlando's nightclub loves people that aim to make their audience drop dead"
"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"
"I can't think of a really bad joke to share /s"