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Joke of the Day
"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"
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"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I never saw that woman in my life."
"Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... [ *Coughs up hairball* ] Dog: You gonna eat that?"
"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"What's the difference between a horse dick and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
"Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road? He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke"
"What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile."
"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"
"I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it"