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Joke of the Day

"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."

"Gary Johnson Has won the election."

"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exausted."

"What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"

"What's next to England? A question mark."

"Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that's not a good tweet but I'm getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics."

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !"

"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"