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Joke of the Day
"I bought a gun from Chekhov... I figure I'll have to use it at some point."
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"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."
"Today is the coldest day of the year... And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet."
"Man bumps into my shoulder ""You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"""
"What is it called when two lawyers are fighting? Civil War"
"After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough... I've finally realized it's for suckers."
"People come up to me all the time in the street and they ask me, they ask me: ""Say, Paul, what's the Mahabharata?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, just a bit of light reading."""
"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."
"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"
"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."