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Joke of the Day
"When they start with the punchline. How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?"
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"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"
"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""
"scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien"
"Q: What does a king do when he burps? A: He issues a royal pardon."
"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"
"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"
"I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do."
"I left some acorns in the spot where I killed a squirrel because I'm thoughtful. Also because a gang of squirrels burned a cross in my yard."
"What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc? The Yellow Fellow."