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Joke of the Day
"Self-refilling glass. Just add water"
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"[Enter a password] ""beansandsausage"" [Password must contain at least two capitals] ""limabeansandviennasausage"""
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."
"Today is the best day to propose to your girl... If she accept, its your luck! If not, tell her its April fools!"
"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."
"How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it."
"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"
"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."
"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a birth certificate? A birth certificate states the sex."
"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""