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Joke of the Day
"- The DC Cinematic Universe"
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"What's a ego maniac's favorite candy? Air heads"
"How much do cosmetics sell for? Face value."
"There's two types of people in this world: those who finish their sentences,"
"Odds are there is someone who is your ""Facebook Friend"" that you absolutely cannot stand and the only reason you keep them on your list is to watch their slow untimely demise."
"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."
"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."
"If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays."
"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"
"So evidently the kid who stabbed all the people at his highschool today was always told he would be famous. He felt like today was the day to take a stab at it."