1875
Joke of the Day
"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."
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"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."
"I named my dick Rosa Parks ...Because it refuses to go in the back."
"I got into an awkward situation by having an erection at the office. I was hard at work."
"I'm torn between having wish you were here' or look behind you' engraved on my headstone."
"The age old question... The age old question, if I paint my car black will it stop working or will it run faster?"
"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"
"*licks ice cream cone Cone: I have a boyfriend."
"When I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you would suffice, Not this ""Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my house?!"" nonsense."
"What do you call it when you poop and masturbate at the same time? Two turds with one bone"