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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."

"People keep mistaking my ""wow""s for compliments."

"What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity."

"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself"

"My dog once bit a little boy so I had to put him down... he was going to tell his mom."

"Mr. Schneider stood up in court. ""As God is my judge I do not owe my ex-wife any money."" Glaring down at him the judge replied ""He's not. I am. You do."""

"[cops showing wife my body] ""Why is he 50m from where he got shot?"" ""Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"""

"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"