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Joke of the Day

"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"

"Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work. Number 7,511 will shock you!"

"Have you heard the story when the idiot said no?"

"How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'? Is it kale? it's kale, isn't it? please don't say kale."

"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."

"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."

"CAT: mew ME: indeed, u are correct kitty CAT: mew ME: well said, kitty, well said FRIEND I FORGOT WAS THERE: are u ok...? Emotionally?"

""" Could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my ass? "" My wife screamed. "" Could you explain to me,"" I yelled back, "" Why you didn't wake up when I put it there? """

"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."

"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."