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Joke of the Day

"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."

"If you're out and you see a donkey, say ""hey, come here donkey."" He might not come but if he does, free donkey"

"Reddit will end with not a bang, but a Pao."

"I want to start a band called Absolute Zero. People will say we're 0K."

"So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot. I shout, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"""

"""my favorite bon jovi song? oh its definitely the one where it sounds like a computer is trying to talk while burping"""

"What are the level differences between nannies? Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale."

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook."

"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."