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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive"
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"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"
"How do you know if you're sitting in a gay bar? If someone comes up behind you and offers to push your stool in"
"Hey Dads who think that being home with the kids alone is called ""babysitting"". You're wrong. It's called ""parenting"". Not the same."
"I want to pass away peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandpa did. Not screaming in a car crash like the passengers in his car."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender stares at it blankly and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""
"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."
"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."
"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""
"> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn"