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Joke of the Day

"My friend just got married, and now he wants to sell his 47 volume Encyclopedia Britannica. He says he doesn't need it. His wife knows everything."

"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"

"Imagine a guy named Kyle walking into Starbucks. You're a racist."

"Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual? Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Carrot!"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"

"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"