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Joke of the Day

"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom."

"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."

"Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock? She saw his Onix harden."

"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."

"Today I am the C.E.O of the ""I Don't Give A Sh*t"" Committee........ We Are Hiring"

"If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu."

"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"

"What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh haven't you heard? He's dead!"

"If my girlfriend and I were stoners, I would propose by asking ... ...""Marriage, you wanna?"""