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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"
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"Whats's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
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"What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
"""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER"