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Joke of the Day

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."

"I like my coffee how i like my women, Without a dick."

"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... Then a table, a chair..."

"A cell phone with a low battery is nothing more than a damn-cell in distress"

"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."