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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"

"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."

"I was going to try and convert my friend to nihilism. But I decided it would be pointless."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest It's hard to get up."

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant."

"When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"

"There was a four-car reck in Mexico today... 93 people died"

"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"

"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"