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Joke of the Day

"Imagine a guy named Kyle walking into Starbucks. You're a racist."

"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."

"I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business. My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied ""remains to be seen""."

"How do you get garbanzo breath? Have a chickpea in your mouth"

"""Seamstress, you come pleat me."" -Pants"

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You're dicks the biggest one I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nahh, you're just pullin' my leg."" Edit: spell check"

"What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student? Her scar pupil."

"Strange new trend at the office People are putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin."

"All last night I dreamed I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted"

"2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.."